one day, a guy went to the pet shop to buy a pet for a company. the pet shop owner showed him a tortoise. "this totoise can do marvellous things! can talk and do many things" said the shop owner.

so the guy bought the tortoise home and tested on his talents. he asked the tortoise to get for him a piece paper from his office. "tortoise, go and get me a piece of paper from my office." cried the man.

1 yr later...

the man was watching his tv and started saying." where is that bloody tortoise? one year has passed and it's still not home."

as he opened the door, the tortoise has just reached home. he was panting away and in empty-handed. " you are bloody slow. one year has passed already and where is my paper!!!! "

the tortoise :'' if you are treating me like this. I'M NOT GOING!!!!."