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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

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An elderly couple goes to Buger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.

"It's all right," says the husband.
"We share everything. and i meant EVERYTHING."
Afew minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasnt taken a bite. "I really wouldnt mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.

"She'll eat," the husband assures him. " We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife,"Why arent u eating?"
The wife snaps," BECAUSE I"M WAITING FOR MY TEETH!"

Adios amigos.. 11:28 PM.

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