A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
"My dog is so smart," says the first owner, " that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee. "
"I know," says the second owner.
" How do you know ?"
"My dog told me."
Adios amigos.. 1:27 AM.